On a publishing streak

If a streak of two weeks in a row counts. First The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office, which is a short story collection. Then, Sandra and the Ghost, a short story.

The-Billionaire-Dinosaur-in-the-Office-GenericA billionaire shapeshifting dinosaur in a glass office. A cubicle farm of gorgeous women willing to do anything for him. And only one human resources lady to keep them all in line.

Looking for erotica that pokes fun at tropes? Look no further.

Five short stories about a hunky billionaire with a secret dark side and the women who work for him. Be sure to read The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office. Store links here.

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Sandra-and-the-Ghost-GenericRoom 507. Almost unchanged after ten years. The same wallpaper, the same paintings, though maybe a smaller TV. For Sandra, a reminder of a penniless and happier time.

Once, Sandra ghosted him. Now, the missed opportunity pained her terribly.

She missed Ben’s funeral, but she made it back to room 507.

A haunting ghost erotica about reliving the past and reclaiming missed joy. If you enjoy sexy paranormal short stories, be sure to read Sandra and the Ghost. Bonus short story included: After All These Years. Store links here (not all the links are available as of 6/7).

 

The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office

I’m still around and kicking. And I’m proud to announce I’m back at publishing. Today I uploaded my latest collection of short stories, The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office, to all the retailers. I’ll post links and more information tomorrow or so, when everything goes through.

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A billionaire shapeshifting dinosaur in a glass office. A cubicle farm of gorgeous women willing to do anything for him. And only one human resources lady to keep them all in line.

Looking for erotica that pokes fun at tropes? Look no further.

Five short stories about a hunky billionaire with a secret dark side and the women who work for him. Be sure to read The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office.

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Some of you may have read some or all of these stories as they were free to read on the blog at various points. I’m thrilled they finally came together into a book. The stories are all satirical and poke fun at certain erotica tropes that annoy me. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as i enjoyed writing them.

I will probably get back into the groove of posting a free weekly short story… eventually. I want to get my publishing schedule back on track. And I have a bazillion stories to write, so that requires focus. One thing at a time. Someday soon, the weekly freebies will return.

Read an Ebook Sale

Just a quick word about the Read an Ebook Sale that starts tomorrow (Sunday, March 3) at Smashwords. You can find all the Miriam pen-name stories here. I’ve put everything on 50% off. The sale ends March 9.

And yes, I’ve been busy, though not as much with writing or publishing. I’m slowly getting back on track and hope to do the Humpday stories again.

Enjoy!

Humpday Story: Hunting the Billionaire Dinosaur

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A warm bowl of minestrone soup and a cool glass of lemonade. Everything Millie Samson needs to get away from the weirdness of working for a billionaire dinosaur shapeshifter. 

Really, she welcomes anything to keep her headache under control.

Because finally the boss allowed Millie to hire a new assistant. Rhianna interviewed well. Living up to her full potential might be another thing altogether. 

If you enjoy quirky short stories that poke fun at billionaires, dinosaurs, and shapeshifters, be sure to read Hunting the Billionaire Dinosaur. Continue reading “Humpday Story: Hunting the Billionaire Dinosaur”

Humpday Story: Death of a Retail Associate

Death-of-a-Retail-Associate-GenericAdam knew exactly what hit him. A cardboard box full of metal hardware—wall brackets, t-stand arms, and pegs for hurdle fixtures. The dumb box weighed a hundred pounds. And it fell on top of his head. 

One thing to die at work, another to die in an elevator while listening to Christmas music. 

A sexy encounter from beyond the grave at a department store. If you enjoy strange fantasy erotica, be sure to read Death of a Retail Associate. Continue reading “Humpday Story: Death of a Retail Associate”