Humpday Story: Sapphic Phobia

Sapphic-Phobia-GenericLana Bennett kept her expectations of the new sex therapist low, but she didn’t expect Dr. Jane Bernstein. A mousey little woman in a conservative brown suit and mauve mock-turtleneck sweater, hardly the sex goddess Lana thought she’d be seeing.

She just wishes the therapy couch was less slippery.

Often, appearances can be deceiving. Sometimes, big problems can solved in small ways. Turns out, Lana only needs the right helping hand, both literally and figuratively. Continue reading “Humpday Story: Sapphic Phobia”


Humpday Story: Taming the Billionaire Dinosaur

Taming the Billionaire Dinosaur_COVERv1Cindy never imagined her career being so unfulfilling. Trapped in a cubicle, days filled with busy work, hitting deadlines that nobody else in the company seemed to care about.

Never mind Rex Monahan, the dinosaur shapeshifter boss in the glass corner office.

Great benefits don’t make up for crappy work days. Even with eye candy benefits considered. But when the boss man calls Cindy into his office one morning, her career changes in ways she never foresaw.

If you enjoy humorous shapeshifter erotica, be sure to read Taming the Billionaire Dinosaur. Continue reading “Humpday Story: Taming the Billionaire Dinosaur”

Humpday Story: The Birthday Sandwich

TheBirthdaySandwich_Coverv1Amy prefers her birthday to be simple. Pot of coffee, the newspaper, and a quiet morning alone in her birthday suit.

Content to wait for the hubby to return from work, Amy looks forward to a sexy celebration. But things go awry when the doorbell rings.

The hunky policeman at the door spells trouble, one way or the other.

In the mood for humorous menage erotica? Be sure to read The Birthday Sandwich. Continue reading “Humpday Story: The Birthday Sandwich”

Humpday Story: The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady

The-Case-of-the-Redheaded-Mail-Lady-GenericThe perks of working at home: walking about in leopard print lingerie, drinking coffee, and waiting for a new sex toy to arrive. A marathon masturbation session tops the cake after the work and the waiting.

But one dark and stormy afternoon, Jenny waits for something else, too. Christie, the cute redheaded mail lady who brings the sex toy.

What begins as an invitation to come out of the rain and share coffee, turns into so much more.

If you enjoy humorous lesbian erotica, be sure to read The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady. Continue reading “Humpday Story: The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady”

Humpday Story: Molly the Adult Dolly


Empty house. Dark and stormy night.

Horny and lonely, Hunter just wants a stiff drink after coming home from a business trip. Not like Christine will be home any time soon apparently. Little does he know what surprise she left him upstairs.

Some presents happen once in a lifetime.

If you enjoy quirky couples and weird fantasy in your erotica, be sure to read Molly the Adult Dolly. Continue reading “Humpday Story: Molly the Adult Dolly”

Humpday Story: Femme Phobia


The dark, clowns, and women—three things Jeremy Price fears.

When he seeks out Dr. Jane Bernstein’s help, little choice remains but to face those fears one by one. But even in the safety of Dr. Jane’s office, that last fear can be paralyzing.

Friendly, supportive, but certainly no sexual object, Dr. Jane treats Jeremy as an equal. As a person. Unlike the other women in his life. Even so, Jeremy struggles with one simple request.

He’d rather lay on the sofa than sit in the chair. Aren’t therapy sessions supposed to be that way?

If you enjoy quirky cougar erotica, be sure to read Femme Phobia.


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Cover design: David Anthony Brown

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Humpday Story: Goodbye, Martina


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Valentine’s Day night. Two double martinis with extra olives. An empty bar. And ghostly saxophone music playing from an empty stage.

Seth Preston figures it’ll be another lonely night, longing for his lost days with Martina. Good thing for the memories, and the music. 

But his heart aches for the closure he never got. And for the second chance that never happened.

If you wish for an erotic story about lost love and the need to say goodbye, be sure to read Goodbye, Martina.


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